Xenia Onatopp

Xenia Onaatopp was somehow revived by the cleric of moldy pants Havik along with Alec Trevelyan.She then decided to stalk james bond not realizing he was gay. She then cries herself to sleep only to realize her tears will cause al gores inner chakra spew out. She then decides to get a job at some diner in California where she sees James Bond smooching with Her former boss Alec Trevelyan. She then decides to fly back ot her home in Kingston Jamaica but then realizes Some wigga named eugene committed 9-11 and has an irrational fear of all wiggers[Wiggaphobia].She then decides to conact Elektra King who tells her to stop harrasing her. Angered she calls renard but realizes he and gustav graves are getting high off of marijuana.She then calls snoop dogg and decides to shack up with him at his mansion in the hills to which he replies awright xenia mah homegirl but don't try to strangle me with your thighs.